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……I definitely made the wrong choice.

u/theCancerrMan 10 months ago

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……I definitely made the wrong choice.

Silly woman. By the time she figures out my plan, I will be well i...

u/theCancerrMan 1 year ago

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Silly woman. By the time she figures out my plan, I will be well into my 80's and surrounded by family who love and cherish me. And she won't suspect a thing!!!!!!

Makes for a pretty good handlebar, tbh.

u/theCancerrMan 1 year ago

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Makes for a pretty good handlebar, tbh.

If these were actual courses, I would have had 3 PhD's, a Masters ...

u/theCancerrMan 1 year ago

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If these were actual courses, I would have had 3 PhD's, a Masters degree and a Tenured professorship by now.

"Gee Dad, It Sure Is Easy To Read With All These Lights On!!! I Re...

u/theCancerrMan 1 year ago

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"Gee Dad, It Sure Is Easy To Read With All These Lights On!!! I Really Do Love This Hot Water!!! Hey Pop, Thanks For Knocking Out That Rent!!!". Nobody Gives A Fuck About Dad's.

I love the sight of the grool covered grass early in the morning. ...

u/theCancerrMan 1 year ago

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I love the sight of the grool covered grass early in the morning. The sounds of the lusty milk maidens being mating pressed in the evening. The newly adult women coming out of their shells from winter, ready to be partnered up and have their backs blown out for the first time. ~Ah...springtime!

This phenomenon can be traced back to our primate ancestors. Who w...

u/theCancerrMan 1 year ago

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This phenomenon can be traced back to our primate ancestors. Who would act up in the trees whenever a caked up baddie was spotted foraging for dick.