Lots_ojunk Nudes & Porn Clips

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r/Beardsandboners

u/lots_ojunk 1 month ago

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I'm not a weatherman, but you can expect some extra inches later 😉

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a Cute-cumber 😉

u/lots_ojunk 1 month ago

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If you were a vegetable, you'd be a Cute-cumber 😉

I'm not a judge, but I'd sentence you to my bed 😉

u/lots_ojunk 9 months ago

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I'm not a judge, but I'd sentence you to my bed 😉

You must be Medusa, because you make me rock hard 😉

u/lots_ojunk 10 months ago

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You must be Medusa, because you make me rock hard 😉

I'm not a racehorse, but you can still ride me to the finish 😉...

u/lots_ojunk 10 months ago

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I'm not a racehorse, but you can still ride me to the finish 😉

I'm not a Snicker's bar, but I think I could satisfy you 😉

u/lots_ojunk 10 months ago

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I'm not a Snicker's bar, but I think I could satisfy you 😉

I'm not a lumberjack, but I've got some extra wood 😉

u/lots_ojunk 10 months ago

21

I'm not a lumberjack, but I've got some extra wood 😉

I'm like a Rubik's Cube. The more you play with me, the harder I g...

u/lots_ojunk 10 months ago

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I'm like a Rubik's Cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get 😉

I'm not a carpenter, but I could nail you 😉

r/Beardsandboners

u/lots_ojunk 10 months ago

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I'm not a carpenter, but I could nail you 😉