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Not to long ago I was a bodybuilding YouTuber standing at 6,4, 260...

u/Jokes-exe 6 months ago

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Not to long ago I was a bodybuilding YouTuber standing at 6,4, 260. But after I wished to be more mass appealing on a shooting star, I am now 5’4 and barely 100 pounds. Well time to start my journey all over again, here are some pics of my starting point!

I was just minding my business sitting on a bench when a guy being...

u/Jokes-exe 1 year ago

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I was just minding my business sitting on a bench when a guy being chased by the cops ran by and dropped a bag of pill, I discreetly picked them up and went home. "Animal pills" the bag said. Fuck it, I popped this cheetah pill and this isn't what I expected...

“What do you mean I can’t lift this, it’s just an off day”...

u/Jokes-exe 1 year ago

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“What do you mean I can’t lift this, it’s just an off day” I say to a hater at the gym. I don’t get it just yesterday I set the record for all machines at my local gym and now I can lift anything. Sure I feel shorter but otherwise I feel great, “what do you mean mixed up my roids with x-change?”

I was a basketball star before a major car crash leaving my body p...

u/Jokes-exe 1 year ago

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I was a basketball star before a major car crash leaving my body paralyzed, desperate to get back to the court. The doctor told me about a complete reconstruction procedure, I agreed instantly, not knowing the terms… well I didn’t expect to be 15 inches shorter, but at least I am back on the court

I was just sitting on the couch when I saw a glowing creature flyi...

u/Jokes-exe 1 year ago

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I was just sitting on the couch when I saw a glowing creature flying outside, I quickly ran outside to see a fairy in the distance, I perused until it realized I was following “Young man, one wish I grant” she said. “I wish to be an icon for sex” I said before a flash of light and now I feel shorter