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40's, Bi. Accidental caption maker. DMs usually open. I don't answer blank profiles. 18+ only, no exceptions.

Are older gooners welcome here? I brought porn and weed.

u/JeansWithAHole 3 weeks ago

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Are older gooners welcome here? I brought porn and weed.

You should watch your step at the goon party because it's really easy to slip and fall right on to someone's cock.

u/JeansWithAHole 1 year ago

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You should watch your step at the goon party because it's really easy to slip and fall right on to someone's cock.

It's not complicated, really.

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u/JeansWithAHole 10 months ago

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It's not complicated, really.

My bud invited me over to hang out, but I heard porn in the background . . . and I think I know what's on his mind.

u/JeansWithAHole 10 months ago

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My bud invited me over to hang out, but I heard porn in the background . . . and I think I know what's on his mind.

Pardon me if I'm being presumptuous, but you're have the vibe of someone who would go absolutely *ham* on a cock or two if you had half a chance.

u/JeansWithAHole 2 days ago

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Pardon me if I'm being presumptuous, but you're have the vibe of someone who would go absolutely *ham* on a cock or two if you had half a chance.

The straight goon session? Never heard of it. This is the very, very, queer, trans-inclusive session of cock and cum lovers. But you can hang with us if you like.

u/JeansWithAHole 2 weeks ago

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The straight goon session? Never heard of it. This is the very, very, queer, trans-inclusive session of cock and cum lovers. But you can hang with us if you like.

Sorry about all the thirsty straight dudes posting bad dick pics. The sub used to be better. Can I offer you some proper porn cock, giant cumshots and gorgeous trans women to get you through this difficult time?

u/JeansWithAHole 3 months ago

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Sorry about all the thirsty straight dudes posting bad dick pics. The sub used to be better. Can I offer you some proper porn cock, giant cumshots and gorgeous trans women to get you through this difficult time?

It's good to broaden your horizons.

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u/JeansWithAHole 11 months ago

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It's good to broaden your horizons.

Sure, you're straight. But have you considered . . .

u/JeansWithAHole 4 months ago

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Sure, you're straight. But have you considered . . .