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You thought it was just a prank when I used the universal remote t...

u/JSlice9000 6 days ago

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You thought it was just a prank when I used the universal remote to turn you into a total baddie. But it quickly became clear, as I kept tweaking your body and altering your mind, that I had something more long-term planned out. Want to know what it is?

You didn’t plan on wearing such a slutty costume to the Hallowee...

u/JSlice9000 2 weeks ago

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You didn’t plan on wearing such a slutty costume to the Halloween party. But with your fiancée’s collar around your neck, you didn’t really have much of a choice.

Oh don't pout. You look so good in your naughty schoolgirl costume...

u/JSlice9000 3 weeks ago

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Oh don't pout. You look so good in your naughty schoolgirl costume, not that you had any choice in picking it thanks to the universal remote. But I'm sure everyone at the party will love it nonetheless. Now give me a smile -- or I could just use the remote to make you smile.

Listen, I know you still want to hang out even though I broke up w...

u/JSlice9000 3 weeks ago

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Listen, I know you still want to hang out even though I broke up with your older sister, but that doesn't mean you can magically transform me into your new college roommate and BFF. I don't care if we'll have lots of fun drinking and going parties and lezzing out. Wait. What was that third thing?

My fiancé's friends were shocked when she threw a party celebrati...

u/JSlice9000 3 weeks ago

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My fiancé's friends were shocked when she threw a party celebrating her new life as a stay-at-home trophy wife. She had always been such an ambitious go-getter. Or at least she was until you decided to possess her. I was skeptical at first, but you convinced me you'd be a much better wifey.

You had grand ambitions of climbing the corporate ladder. Or at le...

u/JSlice9000 3 weeks ago

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You had grand ambitions of climbing the corporate ladder. Or at least you did until I got my hands on a universal remote. Now you're telling your friends that you have grand ambitions of being a sexy stay-at-home girlfriend who cooks and cleans and keeps it tight for her man.

You couldn't decide which was more embarrassing: That your bully u...

u/JSlice9000 3 weeks ago

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You couldn't decide which was more embarrassing: That your bully used a Universal Remote to turn you into a hot little blonde. Or that now you really, really wanted to be his sexy little girlfriend.

You weren't sure why you started wearing such short skirts to work...

u/JSlice9000 4 weeks ago

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You weren't sure why you started wearing such short skirts to work. Or why you started laughing at my jokes so much. Or why you started getting coffee for meetings rather than leading them. Or why your hair turned blonde. But it just took another click of my remote to make you stop worrying so much.

My wife wanted to have a fun Halloween, so we agreed on using the ...

u/JSlice9000 4 weeks ago

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My wife wanted to have a fun Halloween, so we agreed on using the universal remote to turn ourselves in college students and sneak into campus parties. She’s getting a bit nervous about the whole thing, but that’s nothing a few mental tweaks can’t change.