GUH- why did I - NGH - take that fucking pill?! Was supposed to - HNNG - help Mike get into the frat, not - OH FUCK - get split in half by this co- AHHH!!! Legs won't - UNF - stop shaking... Fucking SKEWERED on his - HAAAH - alpha dick! Fuck fuck fuck I'm just - MMF - a piece of fuckmea- FUCK!!!